Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?

A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?

A: Senator.

Q: In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a

lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you

shoot?

A: Use all three bullets on the lawyer.

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