Assortment I

(various film and TV clips)

Homer: (crying) I'm a bad father...

Patty: You're also fat!

Homer: I'm also fat...

Barney: My name is Barney and I'm an alcoholic.

Lisa: Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.

Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit to having a problem?!

Pinky: FJORD!!!

Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if ya' can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about. I'm not kiddin', that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, yet quite pointy at parts.

Pubescent Clerk: We need some more secret sauce! Put this mayonnaise in the sun.

Kid: Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?

Tommy: You better pray to the God of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!

Nelson: HA HA!

Apu: Oh, my God, this boy is having an out of body experience! This is very … bad for business.

Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.

Orderly: You could trouble me for a warm glass of Shut The Hell Up.