Assortment II

(various film and TV clips)

Melvin: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor-Wanna-Hump-Hump" bar? Or is this getaway day and you last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we'll all stocked up here.

Archie Bunker: You are a meathead.

Fenster: Handme da keys, you cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please!
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English!
Fenster: Handme the fuckin' keys, you cocksucker...what the fuck?

Carl Spackler: You beast…you savage…c'mon, bark like a dog for me!

Navin Johnson: First I get my name in the phonebook and now, I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phonebook.

Terry Doolittle: How'd you like it if I kick you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your fuckin' nostrils?

Chicken Lady: I'm sorry, I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Nelson Muntz: Haaa-haaa!

Larry: I'm Owen's friend.

Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.

Larry: That's because he's shy.

Momma: No he's not, he's fat and he's stupid.

Willy Wonka: You get NOTHING. You LOSE. Good day, Sir!