Exterminate. This is the area about the masters of the universe.
Welcome To:
Sarcastic
DaveSite
CONTENTS
Introduction
Satanic Pins Appeal
Sarcasm Central
Sadistic Notions
Dalek spotters guide
Cretinous chants
The Final Insult
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Greetings to those who have been arsed to visit. I am David Nixon ( no relation to any long dead
magicians ). I live in a world were I get up in the morning ( after going to sleep for five minutes ) and walking an long distance to get large amounts of irritating educational knowledge pumped into me. I then return home to eat and take part in any slave labour my father may inflict upon me. My life is hell ( metaphoricly unless this is hell in which case HELP ). I live in an old victorian farm house which is falling to bits two miles away from school ( yes I do walk ). I live with my father a overworked beer swilling git. My mother and my brother big - built like a brick toilet - Al. There is also my pet alsation Cleo. Who was born with her female sex organs as well as some male ones
which have been removed so she is more of an it than a female.
So read on for more slightly comical tales of my supposed life
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LOOk out for the Wags Mental Page
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THE SATANIC PINS APPEALThey know the truth behind all of your sins
These are the dreaded horrible PINS
The world is at risk from the biggest threat since Orsen Wells and Robbie Coltrane fell over simultaneously. Pins possessed by satanic beings are going to take over the apocalypse is near. Just think of the threat pins are everywhere pin cushions are a breeding ground for these satanic beings. They exist in badges, needles and even in the computer I am using they are out take over the world and only YOU can stop them. To stop these Satanical beings do the following :
Any help can deal a blow to the satanic invasion
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SATANIC PINS UPDATEIt was dramaticly revealed today that the infamas General Pinochai is actually a secret pin agent.
With his real name being Pin-needle-sharp. This means pins have control over an entire country there next move is currently unknown. Also the new royal mail advert featured a pin. This could be a coded message intelligence is unsure. For news about the newly founded Pinland next to Finland
see WAGsMENTAL see above. Until next time be strong and be vigilant.
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SARCASM CENTRALThe news at the moment is pretty much cak. It tends to be full of questions about Peter Mandelson's sexuality. Mandelson works at the house of common not down on the common. Saddam Housien is refusing to let the inspectors in. This will lead to air strikes and the deaths of innocent people. The solution is much simpler. KILL THE FACIST GIT. He is a menace so they should go in and blow the basterd to the seventh layer OF HELL sorry got carried away. And finally an insane bloke dug a round about in search of Dodi Fayeds lost treasure. More Dodi souveneirs can be found at the harrods cemetry. He must of worn some snazy rings when he snuffed it.
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SADISTIC NOTIONSWhy not try to get a large pitch fork ram it up somones arse. Them pack them into an oven roast
them into ashes then use them to grit your path on a frosty day. Just a thought
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DALEK SPOTTERS GUIDE
People always make the joke of us not being able to climb stairs they are wrong. We use a
Stannar Dalek Stairlift
ESCALATE ESCALATE ESCALATE
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CRETINOUS CHANTS
Some boys go to college
and they are known as woosies
they get all the knowledge
While we get all the..... fun
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THE FINAL INSULTBill Clinton speaking to the press : There comes a time when all of us, even Saddam must get down on our knees and have our mighty weapons inspected BYE
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