Jokes Name that pill

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in her.Dr. gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental.He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner and she does.
About a week later she's back at the doctor and says, "The pill worked great I put it in his mashed potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes later and he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes on the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table."
The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." The lady replied, "Naah, That's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's anyway."

After they had finished making love, the cowboy was telling the lady "who'd picked him up about his days on the range.It's the only life for me. In fact,I wanna die with my boots on."As they both heard a car pull in the driveway,she said "Well...you better get 'em on, Slick. That's my husband, the Sheriff."

Dentist: "Try to relax-I'll pull your aching tooth in five minutes."
Patient: "How much will this cost?"
Dentist: "It'll be $100."
Patient: "That much for just five minutes work?"
Dentist: "Well if you prefer, I can pull it out very slowly."

A student comes back to the dorm and finds his roommate near tears. "What's the matter pal?" he asked. His roommate says, "I wrote home for my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop." "So I guess they said no?" the student asked. "No, they sent me the laptop," the roommate moaned.

It was recently reported that "Run Hillary Run!" bumper stickers are very popular in New York. Democrats put them on their rear bumpers - Republicans put them on the front!

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