Cow Gameshow

In year 1850 all these people got together and said "Let's make up history." It took them 4 weeks to bury all of the Romans remains and dinasour bones. A few days to write the religious texts and set out country borders and stuff.(They also found it extremely amusing to reverse the names of the poles and turn the maps upside down. Holland is actually in the Southern Hemisphere.) Cards were invented by these people. RED for Lancashire, BLACK for Yorkshire. Hearts for Durham, Spades for Newcastle, Diamonds for Middlesbrough, Clubs for Sunderland and a lack of all happiness up south.