Railway Stations of Great Britain.

Aberystwyth
The end of the line, of all railways anywhere. Many people have claimed to have been here, most are liars. Many people have attempted to come here, most are insane.

Birmingham New Street
Situated right next to Birmingham town centre. This station is far too big for its own good. Platform 9b, you're having a laugh aint ya!! One plus point is its Burger King. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Bristol Templemeads
The underground cavern of Bristol TM is the best thing since the bat cave. If the first choice male toilets aren't open don't use the other ones, not good.

Cardiff Central
The only railway station I have spent the night at, unfortunately the photo booth was full so I sat on some steps and talked to a druggie about the Cartoon Network. Some things you just can't make up..

Exeter St Davids
My local railway station, and due to this fact it's one of my favourites. The large hands that point the way up towards the stairs are almost mystical, almost magical. And the range of novelty condoms in the condom machine on platform 1 is quite frankly scary.

Swindon
The She-Ra of railway stations. Not only is it a purposeful and strong station it is beautiful. If it were a woman, I'd marry it.

Taunton
If Taunton station was a woman, I'd probably shag her, but I doubt we'd see each other again. The large brick train is so cute... but I'm sure I'd get bored with it.. quickly.

Conclusion
All railway stations are dreary and pretty rubbish to be honest. One thing that always bothers me is "Who's glove is that on the track? We'll probably never find out...."