Cat Conquerers!
Moscow has finally fallen to militant cats. At around 2 o'clock this morning (gmt). the cats stormed the headquarters of the Russian government.
The cats became superintelligent 5 years ago after escaping from a secret research centre near Kishinev.
Gershnev Saiev, a Russian scientist, was training the cats to open tins of cat food themselves. it is thought that he planned to sell his training practices abroad to the USA, France and the former Great Britain.
The cats soon learned how to open tins of cat food, but it didnt stop there, the learning process continued unbknewn to Mr Saiev.
The first Saiev or the Russian government knew of this was one Tuesday morning when the empty cages of Saiev's were seen and a note was left
dear evil saiev
we have escaped from your concentration camp and we vow vengance on your terrible and destructive race. we will not rest until the humans are wiped from the face of the planet.
cats.
The cats then pursued their tactics of guerrilla warfare. Domesticated animals and wild joined in their bid to wipe human kind from the map.
It is reported that the American company Shandling & Nemes co. has bought film rights to these outstanding events.