Journals Banned

LAWLORDS today announced that journals would be banned from public use from April 1st. Mr J. Yeoman asked about the decision today was reported to have angrily replied: "This is no April Fool Joke. The People have had it too easy these past few years. Let them use notebooks."

When the legislation is implemented only journalists will be able to use journals leaving the general public with the alternative of notebooks. Mr L. Wigby, 15 said: "It's fudging ridiculous. How the fudge can they fudging expect us to fudging do fudging anything without journals. It's fudging beurocracy if you ask me."

Journalists were left confused at the decision as notebooks are the preffered scribing utensil in the journalist community. It is still unclear whether journalists will be able to continue with their usage of notebooks.

Sources from close to the Prime Minister have said that the PM is considering licensing fire and starting schools for rabbits. The Prime Minister has denied a lack of things to do.