It was revealed last Thursday that the Pope John the XVMXV had a problem with Chinese food. The Pope was quick to deny the reports but camera footage conclusively shows the Pope refusing Chop Suey. The Pope explained that he had a pizza before being offered the Chop Suey and wasn't hungry. This seemed to quicken the calls for the Pope to be relieved of duty as Eastern leaders claimed the Pope's Western bias to Pizza's and French Wine.
Then on a remarkable Saturday morning the Pope recieved a letter from God instructing him to stand down from his post as the Pope. The letter read:
Dear John,
You 'aint the Big Cheese no more.
God
The Pope was obviously shaken by the news of his sacking and has vowed to continue in search of fullfillment. Former Pope John said of the incident: "Sometimes people just don't get along. I have had a few job offers from Buddhism and Judaism and I am considering them carefully. One thing I can say is that you haven't seen the last of Pope John the XVMXV!!"
Today Pope Xiam Jiam was appointed Pope. He has instantly provided an East-West compromise of Goulash and Vodka.