Buffy and B Cosby's European Adventure
The year is 1640, the town is Budapest. It is Tuesday, midday. Traditional market time. The streets are bustling with sellers and buyers all trying to shift their wares. Our heroes, Buffy: The Vampyre Slayer and Bill Cosby are sitting on the cross square.
Buffy: I still don't understand how we got here! I was just blow drying my hair and then kabam! I was here, in Budapest. I can't speak a word of Hungarian either - I should have paid attention in Hungarian class.
B Cosby: I was telling one of my grandkids the benefits of home economics class and I felt a large hand on my shoulder and now I'm here with you... in a strange land...
Buffy: I had the hand thing too. It's so weird. Giles would know what to do if he was here.
Unbeknown to our two intrepid adventurers Futonoor (a rogue) is listening in. And he sees potential for profit. Futonoor although he is a rogue he is also a scientist (from the future) and one of evil repute. Budapest university threw him out after he tried to do experiments on small Brazilian children he had acquired from a local pharmacy.
Funtonoor: [quiet] Haha! Their from the future. I can kidnap them and use them to do evil experiments on! Hahaha!
B Cosby: So what's the plan fruitcake?
Buffy: Hey GRANDAD! No-one calls me fruitcake! I have more spunk in me that anyone around here.
B Cosby: [aside] Yeah! I bet her sperm count is higher than most men!
B Cosby, due to the fact that he isn't taking his "comedy grandad" pills in the past is becoming extremely crude and starts getting a little horny.
B Cosby: Come here my little princess!!!
Buffy: NO! heeeeeiiiiiiyyaaaaA!
A quick dropkick to B Cosby's head knocks him over and he falls into a pond. Buffy who begins to feel some mercy towards Cosby drags him out of the pond and takes the unconscious Cosby to a nearby warehouse. Unfortunately, followed by the evil Futonoor.
The Warehouse
Buffy Vampyre Slayer lays Cosby down on some hay and nurses him back to health with soup and fish fingers. Just as Cosby regains consciousness Futonoor throws a net over our dynamic duo and throws them onto the train to Vienna. Futonoor curses himself as he wanted to kidnap them to do experiments on.
Futonoor: I was very stupid. I must get to Vienna to capture my prey. Hahahahahaha!
The Train - Budapest to Vienna.
PA System: Hello, this is your captain speaking, I thank you for travelling with Eastern European railways. We will be cruising at an altitude of 0 feet - haha, one of my favorite jokes. And at a speed of 75 mph. Refreshments will be administered.... NOW!!
Buffy and Cosby are pelted with Sunny Delight..
B Cosby: NO!!! ARGGGHH!!!
Buffy: Ugh!
Cosby is knocked unconscious by the bottles of Sunny Delight and Buffy nurses him back to health on the way to Vienna with a mixture of soup and fig rolls.
In Vienna
B Cosby: Buffy, when are we going to see you in the buff?
Buffy: Shut it Grandad!
Just then Futonoor jumps out in front of them with a ray gun!
Futonoor: HAHA! I have you imbeciles now!
Buffy: Hey! Net man you aint so smart!!!!
To be Continued
