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Star Trek - The Combined Adventures II.
Starring
Mulder
Scully
Skinner
Anthony Edwards
Bad-Eel
Director
Trombonist Nurse 1
Trombonist Nurse 2
Trombonist Nurse 3
Trombonist Nurse 4
Nurse
Mr Jones
And Special Guest Appearance from
Garry Shandling
Present day.
The dark night sky. A large tower with a clock face showing 10 to 2 inthe morning. A lone helicopter flies over, we zoom in on the park
It is raining hard. A man runs across the screen obviously in pursuit ofsomething. The running man stops in front of the bench. We see thechaser clearly now, it is Fox Mulder. He shines his torch round, hemoves a piece of paper up to his eyes and uses his torch to read. We seethe description of the monster: The Chandos. Known for it'sshape-changing antics. Mulder again shines his torch around.
Another man dressed in 80's clothing appears from the bench behindMulder.
"Cut! Cut! What's going on here."
The director interupts.
"What's going on, this is a shambles?"
"Oh I'm sorry." said the 80's man.
"Garry I just can't see why you can't get this?"
"Eh! I'm doing my best, does my hair look good."
"We needed you for this cameo role.."
"Cameo role!! I thought you said Chameleon role. Sorry!"
The screen goes blank and the main titles appear.
STAR TREK: THE COMBINED ADVENTURES: THE NEXT GENERATION
Fox couldn't help but notice there was something different about Danathat day. He thought about askin' but thou'ht better of it. He had moreimportant things to think about, especially his newest X-File. A man whokept appearing in different guises. The Chameleon as he was known. Hehad appeared all across New York City over the past few months. Once asOregano, once as a mambo dancer and once as the South East Asian countryof Cambodia.
"Scully."
"Yes" she replied, licking her lips in an overly sexually attractivemanner.
Fox frowned and finally said "Is everything alright Dana."
"You don't normally call me Dana, who are your continuity checkers?"replied Scully crossing her legs (an extremely difficult thing for herto do... standing up.)
"It's not my fault! I haven't watched X-Files in ages."
"You haven't noticed my change have you Mulder."
"Eh?!"
Scully angry at this reply turns around and exits the room. Mulder feelshe's got it.
"It's that tatoo on your ass isn't it!!!!!"
No reply.
Skinner enters.
"WHATS UP WITH SCULLY!" shouts Skinner
"eh?"
"SHES NAKED, NO CLOTHES ON, SHE'S IN THE BUFF, SHE'S IN HER BIRTHDAYSUIT - MINUS THE UNDERWEAR."
"why are you shouting Dennis."
"I DON'T KNOW. THIS SCENE WASN'T GOING ANYWHERE. I THOUGHT I'D AD SOMEDRAMA."
"oh! anyway, skinner, do you know anything about this chameleon. myfriend charley says you've some exprience in this field." says Mulder.
"COME WITH ME!"
Skinner drives Mulder to a secluded warehouse. It is now night, it hastaken them 2 1/2 days to drive to Seattle.
Skinner opens the doors of the warehouse and flicks a switch. All thelights come on.
"Chameleon's you say."
"uh huh!"
"AINT AN X-FILE MATE. YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW SIMPLE THIS ONE IS!"
Skinner demonstrates the tricks of the chameleon business to Mulder.
"I can smell fish." Mulder says suddenly.
"IT'S NOT THAT WOMAN AGAIN IS IT. THE GINGER ONE WHO STALKS YOU!"
"Shut up Skinner."
"NO! IT's THOSE EVIL EELS. REMEMBER. FROM SEASON 2"
"Shut up Skinner"
"An evil eel creeps up behind Skinner and implants a kareoke chip in hisbrain, unfortunately for Skinner, it melts his neuro-logical nodes andhe is forced to sing the song wrongly with the bad bad eel."
Theyr'e coming home, Theyr'e coming home,
Theyr'e coming, England's coming home
* repeat four times-
Everyone seems to know the score
Players out til half past four
They drank lots,
They drank more,
and They're gonna throw it all up,
gonna blow it all up
Now They're out of the cup
Cos We remembered
* CHORUS-
Shite penalty stopped by Kopke
Moller's hair still afro
Southgate dead and buried
Gazza, Ince, Wright crying
So many Jokes, so many jeers,
but all those fags and beers
wear you down,
through the years.
but I still see that dive by Owen
Batty showing
his expert penalty skills
Beckham kicking.
* CHORUS-
I know that was then,
but They'll go out again,
Theyr'e coming home, Theyr'e coming home,
Theyr'e coming, England's coming home
repeat to fade-
Hospital 55:45 in the middle of the night.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Can you operate." Mulder fiddled with his upper lip, not knowingwhether his friend, and boss Skinner would ever recover or would beforced into singing "I will survive" or "Gold" (by Spandeau Ballet) forthe rest of his days.
**** The author of this story takes it up at 3:31 in the morning, fartoo late for rational thought anyway. ****
Mulder continued to stroke his upper lip and was just getting into itwhen a naked Scully runs into the room and jumps on Mulder's back.
"Eyyyyyyy!" Scully shouts.
"Get off me you stupid bag!!!" shouts Mulder.
Rabid Scully does replies with a sharp bite to the neck, blood poresdown Mulder's stomach and congeals in his belly-button. Shocked by thisrather strange blood flow Skinner suddenly wakes up, eyes wide with fearand he starts singing.... :
"Money, Money, Money, always funny in a rich mans world."
Four nurses start playing trombones to accompany Skinner in his karaoke.Mulder wondered how he ever got himself into this mess, with a perfectjudo throw Mulder throws Scully to the floor, her mouth foaming and eyesdark red, like burgundy or marooooon. She growls dissaproovingly atMulder and scuttles off on all four legs.
Only one thought is going through Mulder's mind....
"Nice ass!"
".... We can operate."
"Huh!" Mulder replies to the nurse, Mulder had ordered some asprin viamail order and they weren't having the desired affect, Instead of curingtummy bugs and minor headaches they were giving him real, scary andsometimes paranormal hallucinations. He knew he should never have sentoff on mail order for them, especially this company, they had totallyshit on him when he wanted to return his cuckoo clock.. Money BackGuarantee my Butt.
"Yeah! Yeah! Oh Good." Mulder finally sees the real world in focus, heknew this was real now, the walls weren't pink.
"It'll be a dangerous operation. Mr Jones may never play the pianoagain."
"Mr Jones!" exclaims Mulder. This is Skinner, Mr Dennis Skinner.
"Skinner? Oh Sorry I must have got the wrong room!!" replies the nurse.
"CAN WE OPERATE!" shouts Mulder.
"Hell No. No-one has ever recovered from a Karaokechip-optomy."
"But you've gotta help him, whou'll be my boss otherwise, it'll be sometwo-bit shithead without any balls, he'll cancel the X-Files, I'll beout of a job. My record of 114 cases none solved aint gonna impress anynew guys comin' in. You've gotta save him, you've just gotta." Mulderdown on his knees holding onto the nurses skirt, sobbing.
"I'm sorry Mr Mulder, but he's beyond repair, I'm sure we could getAnthony Edwards in as a replacement"
"Replacements never work, they're shit. We can't have no Pippa off Homeand Away antics in the X-Files. Anyway Fox wouldn't allow it.... wouldthey??"
Mulder looks desparingly at the door to see Anthony Edwards standing inthe doorway. He is holding a lead and on the end of the lead is Scully.Scully is only wearing leather grey studded underwear now.
"I'm your new boss Mulder. I've decided that 114 cases unsolved justisn't good enough Mulder. My God Mulder! You're so shit a whole seasonof Unsolved Mysteries could be made on your cases. So You're Fired andI'm Shutting down the X-Files, and taking Scully to Barbados where we'llbe married, she'll become my dog-bride." Said Anthony Edwards.
"But before that. I have one last thing to do!" Anthony Edwards pullsout a small gun from beneath his coat.
Mulder who is always quick on his toes grabs the wheely bed that Skinneris lying on and thrusts it in the direction of Anthony Edwards. Edwardsis hit cleanly in the stomach, the wind is blown out of him, he tries tospeak but all that comes out is his lunch, strangely enough it wascarrot sandwiches, they were packed by his wife in the morning as cheeseand pickle sandwiches but all of the cheese was turned into carrot bythe stomach. But this isn't important to this story now. Needless to sayAnthony Edwards said "oof!".
Scully let free by her new master chases after Mulder and Skinner asthey make their getaway on the bed.
Mulder notices a lift at the end of the corridor which is openingslowly. Mulder pushing the bed still whispers to Skinner. "I'm gonna getyou out of this I SWEAR I WILL!"
In a time of Gods, Warlords and Kings...
"Xena, shouldn't we try and find Hercules to aid us in our quest for the magic sword?" asked Gabriel.
"Hell no!" said Xena in a forceful way.
Xena had been chosen by the people of Xanthar to find the magic sword of Xerxessxxxxesxxxxxx. (Its was also a time of lots of x's)
"We must seek out dungeon master to help us in our quest" said Xena. "He'll know what to do!"
Just then thousands upon thousands upon thousands upon thousands (Well you get the idea) of 20 foot goblins jumped out on Xena and Gabriel. The fight began.
"Xena, watch your back!" cried Gabriel.
"I'm trying" said Xena as she picked up and threw each goblin that ran towards her. Each goblin was distracted as they got closer to Xena by her huge breasts bouncing around in the fight and the sweat running down her legs. Soon Xena had defeated all of the goblins, not by her own might, but the goblins had collapsed and continued to drool until they eventually floated away in a sea of saliva.
Once the land had dried out, clouds began to form in the sky and in a flash of thunder and lightning, a phone booth appeared from the sky and landed next to Xena. The door swung open and two individuals stepped out.
"How's it going medieval babe!" chorused Bill and Ted.
Xena swung her sword in their direction. "Who are you, demons from the sky, come to ravage us all."
"Uh, no" said Ted. "We're here to search for a great warrior"
"Xena's the best warrior around" said Gabriel in her annoying ginger way.
"Shut up Gabriel!" whispered Xena.
"Well OK!" said Ted. "If you are such a great warrior, would you come back with us to San Dimas and help do something we haven't quite figured out what it is yet"
"OK (as I'm getting stuck here!)"
They all got in the booth and it disappeared into the ground.
Sherman Oaks: On the steps
"I think I'll do my opening monologue from the steps today" said Garry to his audience who aren't supposed to be there but they are.
Nancy walked in with the Schumachers from the back door.
"Hello uncle Garry" said Grant Schumacher who is absolutely no relation to Garry Shandling whatsoever. "We're going to buy a dog"
"And I thought they already had one" said Garry to the audience pointing to Mrs. Schumacher.
The audience laugh and laugh and laugh at an unfunny joke, but hey, this IS the It's Garry Shandling's Show! One audience member laughs so much he has a heart attack and falls from the rafters creating a scene. Police officers appear within seconds, haul Garry away for murder due to telling a bad joke and life goes on as normal (or does it...)
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away
Lando Calrissian waxes his hover mower.
A burger bar just outside of Sacremento
Mulder and Skinner were still being chased by a rampant Scully. She had since acquired a fishing rod, a motor boat, three sausages, twelve sets of keys for the White House, 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, Washington DC, a rare copy of the Pink Floyd album "The Wall" which she has been playing using her sharpest tooth, and a Mickey Mouse novelty telephone.
Mulder looked back as he tried to fit a jet engine to the bed to give them a little extra speed and saw Scully's eyes which had grown to 50 times their normal size and her grey studded knickers were around her ankles. Her heaving bosoms bounced around like basketballs in a spin dry cycle. Mulder was astonished. Skinner was asleep with fear. Suddenly Skinner awoke and broke into a chorus of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The wheely bed pulled into the drive through of the burger bar. Mulder ordered a double cheeseburger deluxe with extra pickle, and a side order of rice(?) and a large double chocolate shake "TO GO"! As he reached the collection point, there stood Santa Claus holding a freeze ray to his head.
"I have you now" said Santa.
Santa held Mulder and Skinner until Scully could eventually get into the car park after waiting for her eyes to deflate.
"So Mulder, what shall we do with you?"
"Hopefully tie me down, strip me naked and shag me senseless" said Mulder.
"Very funny. Now I'll tell you what I'm going to do with you. Firstly, I'll order...... A burger with extra gerkins and you will eat it all!"
"Nooooooooooooooo!" screamed Mulder and he struggled harder than ever to escape.
"Yes!" said Scully. "You will eat the burger! Then I will take you to my master Anthony Edwards. There he will take you to his master, the grand old duke of york, then to the..... GRAND MASTER.
Mulder and Skinner both gulped before Skinner started singing I Will ALways Love You by Whitney Houston.
Needless to say, Mulder ate the burger and they went to Anthony Edwards house.
Anthony Edwards house
"Knock Knock". Scully knocked on the door.
Anthony Edwards grandmother answered the door.
"Hello, Mrs. Edwards. Is Anthony home?" asked Scully.
"Come in" said a voice from inside the house.
Scully led Mulder and Skinner into the house with Santa still holding the freeze ray bringing up the rear.
"So what do you have to say for yourselves then" asked Anthony Edwards.
Mulder said nothing.
"You gotta roll with it, you gotta take your time" said Skinner.
"I see" said Anthony Edwards. "Well, the grand old duke of york is away on business so we'll go straight to the... GRAND MASTER himself!"
The Grand Masters house
Anthony Edwards opened the door and led them all inside. He sat Skinner and Mulder down on chairs next to a table. Scully preceeded to tie them up.
Skinner sang 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson and Mulder said "So you ARE tying me down now are you Scully. Admit it, you've wanted my knob inside you ever since you met me in the basment of the FBI HQ all those years ago."
"In your dreams Mulder" said Scully "Now shut it, the... GRAND MASTER is on his way"
Footsteps were heard in the next room and through the open door stepped... GARY KASPAROV THE GRAND MASTER. Scully, Santa and Anthony Edwards set up a che ss board in front of Mulder and Skinner in record time.
"You will play chess!" said Anthony Edwards.
"And you will eat more gerkin burgers!" said Scully. "Santa, open your sack"
Santa opened his sack and there were literally millions of burgers in the sack, complete with extra gerkins.
Mulder screamed. "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Skinner sang. "I want to break free. I want to break free"
Gaol/Jail/Prison/The Slammer/Inside
Garry Shandling was entertaining the in-mates at the OJ Simpson: He should be in here the bastard! memorial prison.
"I was making love to my girlfiend and I asked 'was it good for you' and she said 'i don't think this is good for anybody'"
The in-mates laughed and laughed until another person laughed so much they had a heart attack and fell from the rafters.
Garry was carted away once more and sentenced to solitary confinement for killing yet again with a bad joke.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away
Lando Calrissian was baking meatloaf and upside down cake.
Abraham Lincoln's Office
"Start the attack on Russia" said Abe. "I want those Russian scum eliminated!"
"But sir, they have nuclear missiles. If we attack now, we're certain to die. Let's send a spy to infiltrate their capital and steal their technology first"
"Good idea private" said Abe.
Then in a blue puff of smoke appeared past president George Washington and future president Ronald Reagan (the actor? and I suppose Jane Wyman is first lady!).
"Don't be foolish" said Washington. "Attack now. The Russians will only attack first if you wait"
"No" said Reagan. "Wait for the technology"
"No. Open the box, open the box, don't take the money, FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE BOX!" said the private"
All three presidents looked at the private and disintegrated him with their presidential laser eyes.
As with the previous episode of the story, Michael Jordan walks on and the audience go mad.
"Hello kids! Remember to know your presidents and your history. It may come in useful on day. So don't be a fool, stay in school!"
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away
Lando Calrissian watches daytime TV
In an egg shop
"Eggs, eggs, get your fresh eggs here!" said Mr. Egg, the owner of the egg shop in egg town in eggland, on the continent of egg.
"I'll take half a dozen" said a voice from outside.
In walked Mr. Ed the talking horse. The audience go wild.
Suddenly there is a large explosion outside and Mr. Egg and Mr. Ed go outside.
"Oh no, the mayor is dead" said Mr. Egg. "Who dunnit?"
The crowd look around with blank expressions.
"It's a mystery, a MURDER mystery" said one of the group who resembled the blonde woman from Ace of Base.
"Someone call for Perry Mason to solve it" said another of the group who resembled Rubens Barrichello.
Perry Mason theme plays out and the credits roll
PERRY MASON
Starring:-
Raymond Burr as Perry Mason
A Woman and a bloke whose names escape me but they are the people who work with Perry Mason.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away
Lando Calrissian listens to an album by the Carpenters.
Piddlington
The Grand old Duke of York currently without his 10000 men (who weremeasuring gradients in Sussex for a new set of road signs) was walkingquickly down the deserted main street of Piddlington. He knew somethingwas up, footsteps followed him, every pace he made his stalker made two,he was being caught up qickly. In order to escape The DOY turned intowhat he thought was a local pub, it turned out to be something more.
The "pub" was called The Pizzi Drive. When he entered Xena: WarriorPrincess, Gabriel and a couple of school/college kids were sitting at acircular table. Knowing backwards wasn't an option the DOY steppedforward.
"Stop!" shouted Xena.
"She always does that." Says Gabrielle. Which could be construed asannoying if you hate her but if you thinks she's cute it would probablybe cute. And as the former writer of this doc has warned me againstginger people before it was probably annoying.
"Shut up!" says Xena.
"She always says that." Replies Gabrielle. Which was probably cute. Likein past events we don't learn from our mistakes.
The Duke of York stopped and looked at Xena. Then at her face.
The door opened and in stepped a hooded man from the rain. He stoodthere for a second and then dramatically lifted his hood!
"Colonel Belding! It's a small world." Says the DOY amazed at who he'sjust seen.
"It's also a small time-line." Replies Col Belding "I've been timetravelling in my boat the Red Herring. I never did find out what KingBungle III of Amsterdam wanted me to find out, and Jeri she's beenkidnapped by the Kromaggs. In other words we couldn't afford her to comeback for this sequel, and we thought that another actor/actress justwouldn't be right."
"Terrible exposition dude!" shouts Ted.
"There's a question I've always wanted to ask you Ted off Bill and Ted."Says Col Belding. "Whatever happened to the actress that played Joan ofArc in your first hit movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". Ithought she was quite fine, although you may disagree."
"Oh her. I don't know. The above question doesn't sound like it comesfrom you. It sounds like the author wrote it hoping that the story wasalmost real and that Ted would reply." Replied Ted
"Is the author on drugs or something!" said Bill
"Not currently."
"Who said that?" Says Xena turning around.
"I don't know! Our author didn't write the name of the speaker!" saysGabrielle.
"OK lets cut the shit and get down to business." Shouts Xena.
"There's no need to shout." Comments DOY rubbing his ears. "I havesensitive ears y'know."
"Whyareweallhere." Starts Xena
"Xena" says Gabrielle
"YesWhatdoyouwant?"
"Please speak with spaces."
"Oh! Sorry. We started the story looking for some magic sword with lotsof X's in it. We gave up on that it's been done. We're looking for a newchallenge. Frankly, something without an "x" in it."
The group start to come up with some ideas
"How about sex with me?"
"Fox hunting"
"How about sex with me?"
"Xylophone playing"
"Watch the popular 90's TV show the X-Files"
"X-Cars"
"How about sex with me?"
"Taxi"
"Eat XXX mints"
"How about sex with me?"
"STOP!" shouts Xena. "This is terrible, all of the quests have x's inthem. There are no quests without x's in them. What are we to do?"
"What about interrogate the Duke of York?" suggests Col Belding.
Xena shrugs her shoulders. Why not?
Medium security prison - Somewhere in Sherman Oaks
"Dumdedumdedum."
"Oh sorry. I didn't see you sneak up on me. I'm stuck in jail. Forduocide, that's like suicide but with a 'd' and I didn't kill "myself"but two people. With very weak hearts it must be said. I am the comedyc..."
Just then in a daring jail break or an amazing, fluky coincidence KnightRider. Last seen flying through the Daboogle Quadrant with no breakssmashes into the side of Garry Shandling's prison cell.
"Are you alright KITT?" asks Michael.
"Yes. My retro boosters saved the day once again!"
"We should be dead!!"
"Hey a jail-break. I love this!!" said Garry Shandling.
Somewhere in or near Seattle
Scully was alone with Mulder now. Scully, who was beginning to hallucinate due to the effect of Mulder's foul stench he had acquired whilst waxing the garage roof during his toilet break.
"There's dancing chilies all over the room!" screamed Scully.
"Eh" said Mulder.
"They're after us all!" They're here to take over the world. Let's get outta here!" screamed Scully once more.
Scully tied Mulder to a wheely chair and pushed him towards the front door. She crashed the chair straight through the door and ran off down the street.
South Park
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny were waiting at the bus stop.
"Hey Cartman, you are such a fat fuck!" said Stan.
Kyle and Kenny both started to laugh.
"Hey Stan, I'm not fat, I'm just using extra space. At least I don't puke when I see a girl!"
Kyle and Kenny laughed again.
"SHUT UP YOU FAT ASS!" said Stan.
The bus pulled up to the stop and the door opened. There was Mrs Crabtree the bus driver.
"Come on kids we're running late!" said Mrs Crabtree.
"We're always running late you stupid bitch!" said Kyle.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" screamed Mrs Crabtree.
"I said, I have an annoying itch"
"That's alright then" said Mrs Crabtree
Stan, Cartman and Kenny laughed and got on the bus.
The bus pulled away and proceded towards school. The bus had only gone a few yards or so when Scully and Mulder rushed out infront of the bus.
"It's a giant hamster!" cried Scully.
Scully left Mulder in the middle of the road and rushed into the woods, and disappeared.
Mrs Crabtree didn't see Mulder in time on the wheely chair so she crashed into him and set him zooming off in a northerly direction.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away...
Lando Calrissian watched Gone With The Wind and ate Galaxy Minstrels.
The BBC
One day, in Teletubbie land, Laa-Laa was eating Tubby Toast.
"He he he he, Tubby Toas" said Laa-Laa
Laa-Laa liked her Tubby Toast.
"Laa-Laa like Tubby Toas" said Laa-Laa
Then Tinky Winky came down the slide.
"Tinky Winky" said Tinky Winky "Hoh, Tubby Toas"
"Tubby Toas" said Laa-Laa
Then Po came inside on her scooter
"Eh-oh Tinky Winky, eh-oh Laa-Laa" said Po
"Eh-oh Po" said Laa-Laa
"Eh-oh Po" said Tinky Winky
"Tubby Tustard" said Po
Po ran to the Tubby Custard machine and made herself a bowl. She took it to the table and sat down with a bump.
Just then Dipsy came down the slide with a bump.
"Eh-oh Dispy" said Po, Laa-Laa and Tinky Winky.
Dipsy just ignored them and went over to his bed.
"Oh" said Po, Laa-Laa and Tinky Winky.
Dipsy pulled out a knife from under his pillow and said "Tubby must DIE!"
"Uh-oh" said Po, Laa-Laa and Tinky Winky.
Dipsy chased the Teletubbies round and round in a circle until they all fell over.
"Only joking" said Dipsy.
"Big Hug" said Po.
Teletubbies love each other very much.
A photo booth in Northampton
The curtain was drawn so Jeri thought there was someone inside. Suddenly some photos appeared. They were of a 17th century seascape painted by Albert Davis in the 16th century. So Jeri decided to find out how this Albert Davis painted a 17th century painting in the 16th century.
One of the many mysteries of the world to Jeri was why this story is called Star Trek - The Combined Adventures when it doesn't actually contain any Start Trek references. But for Jerry this really wasn't important right now. being kidnapped by the evil Kromaggs was the first thing that had gone wrong. He had his eyes cut out by the evil Kromaggs for food, love food they called it. For hot lovin'. Jeri wondered if the Kromaggs were even able to do lovin' never mind hot lovin'.
It really pissed Jeri off as well that there was no story writer there to take his account of the Kromagg kidnap. There could have been the book, the play of the book, the play of the play of the book, the book of the play of the play of the book. Or the film, yes the cinema, where Jeri wanted to be. (Somehow, even though Jeri is from the 16th century or something?)
But the kidnapping by the Kromaggs is totally beyond the scope of this story. And the daring escape including Indiana Jones, a sachet of Chocolate drink and 128 mangos would have to wait for another day.
Jeri was worried. He was stuck in the 20th century. 16th century was his time. He wanted to be in cinema lalalalala but the pull of his own time was too great, and he knew that if he could find Albert Davis, the man who had painted the 17th century landscape in the 16th century, he knew he'd be on the right track to finding home and overthrowing the Amsterdam throne
Somewhere in the clouds
"Son... Son." shouted a booming voice "Stop doing that. Please Please. If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times leave my control panel alone.."
"Yes pa" said Jesus.
Once upon a time...
Strolling through the forest was a young boy, looking for a way to find love (cue Paul McCartney). He looked up into the sky and saw dark clouds drifting above. They began to combine and grow in size.
A clap of thunder was heard by the young boy, no longer interested in a way to find love. Suddenly, bolts of lightning lit the heavens, destroying the entire universe.
As the dust settled, the planets remained but all life in this story had been wiped out. Only a small flower remained next to the lifeless body of the boy who would never find a way to find love.
(Such a tear jerking ending isn't it! Well to tell the truth, the story was going nowhere and would never live up to the sheer brilliance of the first adventure, let's face it, sequels never do!)
To Be Continued...