Hello and Welcome to the first swashbuckling adventure of PEAS IN SPACE. It's zany, wacky fun on the Starship Peasurprise which has been sent from Earth to find more intelligent species of peas around the galaxy.
7 Ensign Pea: Captain, we have a spacial anololy ahead.
Captain: What?
Ensign Pea: Anolomy.. a spacial Ano.. Amolomy, Alomony, a spacial..
Probot: I think he means spacial Anomoly captain..
*** Captain Peawash stands up and looks into the camera dramatically ***
Cast List
Captain Peawash
Pigspy - Second in command
Probot - the ships computer
Ensign Pea - raw cadet, straight out of the tin.
Engineer Toppy
Dr Lovehay - the ships beautiful doctor.
Captain: I can't believe it. Last time I saw one of these was NOOOOOOOO.
Ensign Pea: What's the matter Captain?
Captain: NOOOOOOOOO.
Pigspy: Take him to sick bay, I'll take command.
*** Captain Peawash sits down in his comfy chair on the bridge and strokes his dark green beard. ***
Captain: I haven't seen this since.. since I was in that Roast Dinner. Only three of us survived from 100 served.
Toppy: 100 survived being served?
Captain: No. I serveyed the situation, three survived being served.
Toppy: Oh.
Captain: There was me, my father and, and..
Pigspy: Take the captain to sick bay, I'll take command.
Toppy: Who?
Captain: Brussel Spout. The Belgian sprout spy, he only got away from the dinner plate after climbing over my sister. He killed my sister that day Toppy, he killed my sister.
Ensign Pea: I learnt about Brussel Spout in the tin. I heard he was such a small sprout he could actually pass as a pea. That's why he became involved in the plot to overthrow the pea king!!!
Pigspy: Take the captain to sick bay, I'll take command.
Ensign Pea: Cap'n we're being sucked into the spacial Al Bundy.
Captain: Full warp thrusters tachion beam ahead. Engage.
Ensign Pea: It's too late captain. Our rear tachion display, stantion frontend lasers have overheated.
Toppy: I'm trying to initiate the backups.
Ensign Pea: It's no good, we're just out of sauce. We're being pulled in!!!