Hello and Welcome to the second vegetable defying adventure of PEAS IN SPACE. It's mad, clique fun on the Starship Peasurprise which has been sent from Earth to find more intelligent peas in the outer reaches of the universe.
*** The crew are sucked into the anomoly, and when the dust clears.. ***
Ensign Pea: Captain, our visuals are down to two forklengths.
Toppy: Jeez, it's like vegetable soup out there!
Probot: I believe it has more similarities with pea soup.
Captain Peawash: Pea Soup! What are you trying to say?
Probot: What I'm trying to say is that, ahead, we can see the remains of millions of peas.
Cast List
Captain Peawash
Pigspy - Second in command
Probot - the ships computer
Ensign Pea - raw cadet, straight out of the tin.
Engineer Toppy
Dr Lovehay - the ships beautiful doctor.
Captain Peawash: Mother of God!
*** Ensign Pea starts to sob uncontrolably ***
Captain Peawash: What's wrong with you man!? Are you a 9p a tin pea or are you fresh veg?
Ensign Pea: Fresh veg
Captain Peawash: I can't hear you.
Pigspy: Take him to sick bay, I'll take command.
Ensign Pea: FRESH VEG. SIR!
Probot: I'm recieving an incoming message
Captain Peawash: On screen.
*** The screen lights up and we see Brussel Spout. ***
Spout: Well. Hello Captain.
Captain Peawash: Spout! I might have known you had something to do with this!
Spout: Well done Captain. I have started my genocide of the peas here on planet Argus, millions have been destroyed. We really enjoyed it.
Captain Peawash: All these millions of peas! And my sister.. dead!
Pigspy: Take him to sick bay, I'll take command.
Spout: Not quite.
*** Spout pulls a chain and Captain Peawash's sister is dragged onto screen by the chain that Spout is holding. Captain Peawash's sister Haitch Pea is wearing a skimpy outfit (or as skimpy as peas get). A wolf whistle comes from one of the Starship Peasurprise's crew which goes unnoticed by Captain Peawash ***
Captain Peawash: Haitch!!
Spout: She will become my slave bride in two days, unless you agree to the following demands....
To Be Continued....