TOP 20 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

1. You can GET chocolate
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely eat chocolate while you are driving
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your workmates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there is no need to fake it
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find
17. You can have as many types of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or old for chocolate.
19. Whn you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter, it's always ggod.