Amusing little ditty for non arts students:-
 
 To the tune of Park Life by Blur.... >
 
                                    ARTSLIFE
 
  Laziness is a preference to the habitual voyeur of what is known as
  ARTSLIFE!
  A morning lecture can be avoided if you take the route straight through 
  what is known as
  ARTSLIFE!
  John's got too little work, he gets intimidated by the dirty engineers, 
  they love a bit of it!
  ARTSLIFE!
  Who's that idiot working, you should cut down on your science life mate, 
  get back to bed!
 
  Allllllllll my lectures
  My two-oo lectures
  I some-times go to them
  Go to them in my
  ARTSLIFE!
 
  Know what I mean?
 
  I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by 
  the cleaner
  ARTSLIFE!
  I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and I think about leaving the bed
  ARTSLIFE!
  I play pool, I sometimes play Daytona too, it gives me an enormous sense of
  having done something
  ARTSLIFE!
  And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge that 
  there will always be another grant cheque devoted to me
 
  Alllllllll my lectures
  My two-oo lectures
  I some-times go to them
  Go to them in my
  ARTSLIFE!
 
  Its got nothing to do with your 9 o'clock lectures you know
  And its not about your lecturers who go on and on and on and on.....
 
  Alllllllll my lectures
  My two-oo lectures
  I some-times go to them
  Go to them in my
  ARTSLIFE!