"FUCK YOU"
     
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language is the word "fuck".  It is one magical word, which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.  In
language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.  It can be
used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive
(Mary was fucked by John).  It can be an active verb (John really
gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary doesn't give a fuck); or an
adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a
terrible fuck).  It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking
beautiful).  As you can see, there are very few words with the
versatility of the word "fuck".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be
used to describe many situations:

1.   Greetings      "How the fuck are you?"
2.   Fraud          "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3.   Dismay         "Oh, fuckit!"
4.   Trouble        "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
5.   Agression      "Fuck You!"
6.   Disgust        "Fuck Me!"
7.   Confusion      "What the Fuck...?"
8.   Difficulty     "I don't fucking understand."
9.   Despair        "Fucked again."
10.  Incompetence   "He fucks everything up."
11.  Displeasure    "What the fuck is going on here?"
12.  Lost           "Where the fuck are we?"
13.  Disbelief      "Unfuckingbelievable."
14.  Denial         "I didn't fucking do it."
15.  Perplexity     "I know fuck all about it."
16.  Apathy         "Who gives a fuck anyway."
17.  Resignation    "Fuck it."
18.  Derision       "He fucks everything up."
19.  Suspicion      "Who the fuck are you?"
20.  Panic          "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21.  Direction      "Fuck off."


It can be used to tell time..."It's five-fucking thirty."  It
can be used in business..."How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal...as in "Motherfucker".  It can be
political..."Fuck Bill Clinton".

The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well-known being:


"What the fuck was that?"                    Mayor of Hiroshima
"Look at all those fucking Indians."         General Custer
"What fucking iceberg?"                      Captain of the Titanic
"It's not a real fucking gun."               John Lennon
"The fucking throttle's stuck."              Donald Campbell
"Who is going to fucking know?"              Richard Nixon
"You call this scattered fucking showers?"   Noah
"I don't suppose it's fucking raining."      Joan of Arc
"Heads are going to fucking roll."           Ann Boleyn
"Who let the fucking woman drive?"           Captain of the Challenger
"I thought I could smell the fucking petrol."Nikki Lauda
"You want what on the fucking ceiling."      Michael Angelo
"How the fuck did you work that out?"        Pythagoras
"That fucking bridge."                       Ted Kennedy
"Let them eat fucking cake."                 Marie Antoinette(Queen 
                                             of France)
"I fucking dare you."                        John Bobbit
"What fucking dagga?"                        Bill Clinton
"What fucking Sarafina Play?"                EEC
"What fucking prostitute?"                   Hugh Grant
"What fucking affirmative action."           Eugene Terreblanche


The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word!
How can anyone be offended when you use the word "fuck"???  Use it
frequently in you daily speech; it adds to your prestige.
     


** Fuck the Communications Decency Act of 1996.<<+ **