to the tune I WILL Survive


    At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
     Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision 
guide,
     But then I spent so many nights, getting all the 
questions wrong, And I 
     grew strong,
     And I learned I could scrape along,
     
     I won't look back, to any place,
     When I can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my 
face, I would have 
     revised by the clock,
     I would have had no spare time free,
     If I'd thought for just one second my exams would 
bother me,
     
     So all my notes, are on the floor,
     Don't even matter... that there's no rock night 
anymore... Weren't you the 
     one who tried to get me to revise?
     You think I'd crumble? You think I'd work towards the 
skies?
     
     Oh no, not I!
     I won't revise!
     Unless I die of beer stains, I know I'll stay alive, 
Though my money's at 
     an end,
     I've my overdraft to spend,
     I won't revise,
     I won't revise!!
     
     It took all the strength I had, not to act the part, 
But in the end my real 
     revision didn't even start.
     I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to 
myself, I used to try, 
     but now I hold my head up high,
     
     And you see me! Somebody new!
     I'm not that mixed up wierd bloke who wants a good 2:2
     So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll 
be free, Coz I've 
     done sod all revision, and I'm failing my degree,
     
     Oh no, not I!
     I won't revise,
     I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be 
telling lies! Let the 
     lecturers all storm,
     My bed's far too nice and warm,
     I won't revise,
     I won't revise,
     oh dear!