Jewish Pick-up Lines

1. Do you want to see my Haftorah portion?

2. I got a trust fund for my bar/bat mitzvah, what'd you get?

3. Do you want to spin my dreidle?

4. Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from 
the Torah and put them in your eyes.

5. What's a nice Jew like you doing eating scrapple like this? (CAUTION:  
can only be used when the person in question is eating scrapple.)

6. That's the nicest looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look 
even better lying in my bed tomorrow morning.

7. Can I put my Torah in your ark?

8. Is that a mezuzzah in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

9. Can I part your Red Sea?

10. I've got ten commandments you can follow.

11. Going out with me is like having Chanukah all year long.

12. Want to wander through my desert?

13. I've got a Ramses in my wallet that wants to put you back in slavery.

14. I've got six pieces of gelt and a grogger back at my place.

15. Nice talis, want to fuck?

16. Why don't you bring your matzoh balls over here next to my gefilte fish.

17. Why should we recline tonight instead of on all other nights?  Cause 
I'm holy, baby.  Real holy.

18. Some guys use whip cream.  I'ma potato latke man myself.

19. Let's go eat.

20. I've got a key to My Favorite Muffin.