There was a young girl from Wheeling
Who had the God Damndest feeling
She'd lay on her back
And tickled her crack
And piss all over the ceiling

There once was a girl from Dallas 
Used a dynamite stick for a phallas
They found her vagina 
In North Carolina
Her buttocks in Buckingham Palace

There once was a man from Beruit
Who found he had warts on his root
He applied acid to these
And now when he pees
He fingers his root like a flute

There once was a man from Magrass
Who's balls were made out of brass
When clanged together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass