VIEWS OF OUTDOOR SEX BY WORLD RELIGIONS

TAOISM: Sex in the outdoors happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says "Sex in the outdoors happens"

BUDDHISM: If sex in the outdoors happens, it isn't really sex.

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of sex in the outdoors happening?

HINDUISM: This sexual experience has happened before.

ISLAM: If sex in the outdoors happens, it is the will of Allah.

SOUTHERN BAPTIST: Sex in the outdoors happens, but not on Sunday.

METHODISTISM: If sex in the outdoors happens feel guilty.

ROMAN CATHOLICISM: If sex in the outdoors happpens, feel guilty and ask
forgiveness.

MORMONISM (FOR MEN): Sex in the outdooors happens with multiple partners.

MORMONISM (FOR WOMEN): Sex in the outdoors happens but not very often.

JUDAISM: Why doesn't sex in the outdoors ever happen to us?

SHINTOISM: Sex happens everywhere, but it's best outdoors.