Here's a  joke for Pesach:
  A Jewish man was waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen of England.   He  was supposed  to kneel  and recite a sentence in Latin.  Comes his turn, he kneels, the Queen taps him on the shoulders with the sword ... and in the panic of excitement he forgets the  Latin line.   Thinking  quickly, he  recites the  only other line he knows in a foreign language which he remembers from  the
Passover Seder: "Mah nishtana ha-lailah ha-zeh mi-kol ha-leilot."  The
puzzled  Queen turns  to her  adviser and  asks, "Why  is this  knight
different from all other knights?" 

and another

Moses and Jesus were playing a round of golf and were standing on the one 
side of a lake.
"Pass me my five iron" said Jesus to Moses.
"Are you crazy!  I struggled to get my ball over this lake with a three 
iron" replied Moses.
"Garry Player, from this very spot, got a ball over this lake with a five 
iron.  If he can do it, so can I."
Jesus took a swing and the ball ploughed into the water.
"What did I tell you.  Now I will only do this once for you" said Moses as 
he raised his putter above his head.  The waters parted and he walked onto 
the dry bed of the lake and retrieved the ball which he handed back to 
Jesus.  Jesus started lining up with his five iron.
"You are not using that again are you?" asked Moses.
"Garry Player, from this very spot, got a ball over this lake with a five 
iron.  If he could do it, so can I"
He took another swing and the ball ploughed into the water again.
"I told I would only part the waters once.  Now you go and get it." Said 
Moses.  So Jesus walked out on the water towards the spot where the ball 
went in.

At this point the next group of golfers caught up with the pair.  Seeing 
one of them walking on the water, one of the golfers exclaimed
"Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"
"No!" replied Moses with indignation, "Garry Player!"