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New Jokes Added! 15-10-99 New Jokes Always At The Bottom. Why You May Ask? Because I'm A Very Lazy Man.

Polish Jokes

 

Polish Pride  by THE SINISTER JOKER- 9-10-99
A polish family walks into a nice restaurant for lunch. the waitress comes up to them and says "table for five?" the husband says " do we really have to wait that long?"

 

Jew Jokes

 

Jews   by THE SINISTER JOKER- 9-10-00
Three jews walk into a bar. the first one says to the bartender "can i have 50% off the price of a beer?" the bartender says "no! ya cheep bastard." the second jew says "can i have 50% off the price of a beer?" the bartender says "no you stupid bastard!" the third one says " how much for a beer?" the bartender says" 2.50" the third jew looks at the first and says "can you loan me 1.25?"

 

Gerry Coleman

 

Viagra- 15-10-99
What happened when gerry coleman took viagra?

He grew three inches.

 

Sleep Walked- 15-10-99
What happened when gerry coleman sleep walked?

He woke up standing under the dinner table.

 

Screw In A Light Bulb- 15-10-99
How many gerry coleman's does it take to scew in a light bulb?

Depends on how high you need to stack them to reach the roof.

 

Things You Don't Won't To Here

 

Things You Don't Won't To Here From The Doctor In The Middle Of An Operation -15-10-99
  1. Oh no...
  2. Wow...never seen that happen before.
  3. Ooops! I cant believe that didn't kill him.
  4. I told you to clean the instruments before an operation!
  5. Here, you take over. I'm gona go hit the pipe.
  6. Damnit, I said prick the boil! you dyslexic boob!

 

Ever Wonder? 

 

Blind Man- 15-10-99
Every wonder what it would be like to get a retarded blind man drunk and take away his cane?

 

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