Well, clearly, with 98%, we love it, and by the way sales are going so do you, it's rude and crude, it's Vice City.

A frankly stunning 250,000 of you flocked to buy GTA Vice City in it's first two days of being on sale, which resulted in an unprecedented level of queing and unrest in stores across the country. Superb. I for one loved to see the joy on little kids faces, to young to legally own the game, as their parents bought it for them.

This has more than doubled the previous opening best of 120,000, previously held by Metal Gear Solid 2.

The record smashings showed no sign of stopping by the end of the first week, when 500,000 people had spent their forty odd squid on the gangster epic. Flippin' Nora.