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| The following peices are sent to me from an awesome guy named Robert. Thanks so very much! If a man is Standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap. If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
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| Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating and endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone will clean them?
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| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why don't they put braille on drive through ATM's? (LOL* just kidding) How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road sign? Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clown because they taste funny?
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