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| For all you guys out there thats just cant seem to get a date here are some great pick up lines. Us here at Supernovas Supersite are so sure that these lines well work that we guarntee you one date in one week we are that confident. Here we go so hold onto your shorts! | |||||||||||||||||
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1.Hey baby you have 250 bones in your body want another?2.Spend one evening with me and I will give you something you will never forget ... herpes.3.If you were a swing set I would take you apart and see how many screws I could get out of you.4.I wouldn't mind decorating your interior!5.There is one way to prove to your friends that looks and money are not everything. You could go out with me.6.With that body you should have a license to carry a concealed weapon.7.My name's [your name here]. That's so you know what to scream.8.Call me a mime because your beauty holds me speechless.9.Around you I feel even more light-headed and stupid than usual.10.I have my library card and I want to check you out!11.Are you a television? because I could stare at you all day.12.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?13.Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.14.I wish I was a bowl of milk, so I could do your body good.15.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?16.The word of the day is 'legs.'Let's go back to my place and spread the word. | ||||||||||||||||
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17.Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.18.[Whip out your manhood and ask] Can I take your temperature?19.If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?20.I am feeling a little chilly. Mind if I use your legs as earmuffs?21.The good Lord must be very upset tonite because I see he's missing an angel.22.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 23.Bet you didn't know I can belch the alphabet. 24.So you wanna come over and shave my back? 25.You know, the person I'd drop for you is blonde, too! 26.Do you like, find me sexy? 27.You look just like my mother. 28.Is that really your hair? 29.I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. 30.You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. 31.Hi, my friends call me Creepy. | ||||||||||||||||
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32.You are the proof that God has a sense of humor. 33.He: You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime. She: No, thanks. He: Aw, c'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... She: SLAP! SLAP! 34.He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants! 35.I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 36.(shake hand of fine girl (s) ) I just want to thank you for being so fine! 37. That shirt is very becoming on you but if i was on you i would be cumming too! CAUTION: USAGE OF THESE LINES MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS BODILY INJURY (ESPECIALLY TO THE GROIN OR FACE) AND/OR DEATH. WE ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY IN THE MANNER IN WHICH THESE ARE USED.. | ||||||||||||||||
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