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In Phoenix, Arizona the law states that every man who enters the city
limits must wear pants.
In Hackberry, Arizona there is a law that prohibits women from eating
raw onions while drinking buttermilk on Sunday.
In some parts of the south, a widow or divorced woman isn't allowed to
dry her underwear
on the front porch or on a clothesline before the sun goes down.
In some parts of the south, women aren't allowed to eat pickles with
their feet up on porch railings.
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas while
within the state.
The state legislature passed a law that the Arkansas River can raise no
higher
than the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Florida prohibits topless walking within a 150 foot zone between the
beach and the street.
In Florida it is illegal to jog with your eyes closed.
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back
pocket.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal to give beer to a moose.
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