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Here at Blind Dogs For the Blind we receive many letters from good samaterians who are willing to devote there time to our worthy cause, finding Blind Dogs for these poor misfortunate children. We also receive many letters from these people who want to devote there time to our worthy cause. Below is a letter from one such person who is indeed, an asett to our community, the world and the human race. >From [email protected] Mon Feb 1 04:22:09 1999 >Received: (qmail 28086 invoked from network); 1 Feb 1999 12:22:06 -0000 >To: "bec" >Subject: blind dogs for the guides >I am really interested in your humanitarian goals. I believe that I could >be a useful part of this project. Here is my proposal: I would like to >offer my services in the actual blinding of the dogs. I think I would be >good at that. Although I have not had that much experience, I can forward >references from dog owners who have used my special skills. I use the >ancient method of burning bananas, and meowing like a cat to attract the >dog. When the dog approaches, I shove the burning banana into its mouth, and >when it suddenly goes into shock from the banana, I shine my two laser >lights into its eyes. This method is still awaiting government approval, >but I am confident this will soon be completed. > >Hoping to hear from you soon, > >Fat Cat | ||||||||||||||||
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