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Men und women...que pasa?
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MuH HaH HAH! I've got it ALL FIGURED OUT!
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That's right. I've figured out the war between the sexes. I know who's the craziest, who's the most numb, why things just don't seem to be working. And I'm going to explain them here, using a very simple analogy. Televison.
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The man says that he wants to watch TV.
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The woman instantly thinks that the man does not love her. The man doesn't want to spend time with her. The man is having an affair with another woman, or MAN (!) and that's why he won't have sex now. He can't. He can only watch tv. She must leave him.
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Here's the best part!
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Wrestling is on. The man told you, despite knowing your brain would overload, he wants to watch the synchronized dance of sweating idiots. He loves you. He was honest. He knows no better. Go take a hot bath and use those bath beads you've been saving. And shut up.
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