|
I did it because I saw Ernest Goes to Camp!
|
| | |
|
|
Movies are the damned root of all evil, sez the media!
|
|
|
|
It seems that everytime there is a tragedy in this modern age, the media, parents, idiots...they all blame the movies. The kid that shot everyone up in Paducah did it cuz he saw
|
|
|
|
Let's all drop anvils from the sky on our enemies!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Here's my plan:
|
I'm going to kidnap a poor boy and a rich girl. I'm then going to put them on a ship..a big one, and make them have sex in an antique car, and call each other 'Jack' and 'Rose' incessantly. I SAW IT ON TITANIC!!! Maybe I'll be on the news! Glorify all the goofy crazy asses who lose it and go on a spree! that's the ticket! After the Jack/Rose thing, I'm gonna go pour oregano and thyme and tabasco on everyone i work with, while holding them hostage...so I can SPICE UP MY LIFE. Like Ginger. Who left.
| |
|
|
Favourite links
| |
| |
