Amazing people, those czechs. It's a pitty that they weren't present at the creation of the world.
They could have given advice






Please, Mrs. Malá, you have to remember, it's very important.
On this note it says how it shall go on in the Czech Republic.



No we weren't interested in this special people in central Europe,
we had to land because our antigravitation stabilizator broke.



Not patriotism. This is the short form of "what do I get for this ?" (Co za to ?)



No, nobody passed away ("went away"). But I feel that this whole world goes to hell.



Come on, gnats, -you don't recognize me? It's me, Homo Sapiens!



I envy you phychiatrics, doctor. You make it to give reasons for the shit you do.



Stop telling that it's complicated and that you shouldn't hurry too much, just kill the horsefly!



I hear the Vietnamese twitter again, spring has come!



We should tell the dung beetle, that he builds too big balls to his proportions.



I wouldn't believe the kommunists. Just remember how they deceitfully drove us away to power in november 1989!



"FAST INTO EUROPE" Shall I go already and keep a place (seat) for you?



All the time we stuff ourselves with potatoes and carrots, most important so that we can look everybody straight into the eyes.




































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