A Jewish man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off. He was
rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after careful
examination said, "We can replace it with a small size for $5,000, a medium
size for $15,000, or an extra-large size for $30,000. I realize it's a lot
of money, so take your time and talk it over with your wife."
When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly at
the floor. "My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen." --