The Blonde was so dumb...



...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate"

...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius."

...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.