An AGGIE had been messing around with a cute young
girl on the TEXAS A&M Campus and she became
pregnant.
He tries to think of a way to solve this problem,
and to help the girl out.
To himself he says,'I know my dad has the money,
but he will not just send me any for this. But, I
know he is crazy about that old bluetick hound
dog, so if I come up with a way to include it he
will send me the money.
He calls his dad and says, 'I know this is going
to sound funny, but A&M has a new program that
teaches dogs to read. And I know you would like
OLD BLUE to learn to read.
Dad inquires, 'Well you are right, Son. How
much would this cost?'
'Two thousand dollars', the son replies.
'Well that is not bad', the father says, 'I will
send the money and OLD BLUE to you tommorrow.'
Old Blue and the money arrives on campus.
The son pisses away the money, and then needing
more in a month or so, calls Dad again.
'Dad', the son says, 'Old blue is doing real well
in reading, and the University is now offering a
course to teach dogs to speak. I know you would
like to have Old Blue do this course.'
Dad repsonds affirmatively,'I sure do, son, how
much is this course?'
'Two thousand' answers the son.
So dad sends another two thousand.
Time goes on, the end of the school year is now
here and as the son prepares to go home for the
summer, he realizes that the dad is going to
expect OLD BLUE to show his higher education when
he brings him home, so he takes Old Blue out
behind the dormitory and shoots him.
When the train arrives in his hometown, he sees
banners stretched across the station proclaiming
'WELCOME HOME OLD BLUE the only educated dog in
Texas'
'Oh shit' the son thinks.
As he gets off the train, his dad meets him and
wants to know where is Old Blue.
'Dad, we need to talk' the son says, 'alone.'
So the son starts explaining the absence of the
dog.
'Dad, Old Blue was sitting on the commode this
morning reading the Wall Street Journal as I was
packing. I told old Blue we were going home and
that you were anxious to see him.' the son
explained, 'and, Old Blue asked me if you were
still messing around with that pretty young
watress down at the Truckstop.'
The Dad interrupted angerily, 'I hope you shot
that lying dog ...'