A young boy sidles into an ice cream parlor dressed as a cowboy complete
with a ten gallon hat, fuzzy chaps and toy six-guns.
The girl behind the counter says, "How cutie. What'll it be, Tex?"
The young cowboy says, "Gimme a hot fudge sundae."
She says, "You want
whipped cream on that?"
He says, "Yep."
She asks, "How 'bout a cherry on top?"
"Yep," he replies.
Then the girl says, "Do you want crushed nuts?"
The little boy draws his toy guns and says, "You want your tits blown off?"