LIES LIES LIES!

"TOP TEN ONLINE LIES"

10. I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

9. You're different. I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before!

8. I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile, but tell me more about yourself.

7 . I never do cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited.

6. Yes, of course I'm female.

5. No, this is my only screen name. You mean you can have more then one?

4. Female: I'm 5'4, blond, blue eyes and guys love my body. Male: I'm 6'2, great tan and buff from working out.

3. I'm not like most of the guys here. I just want to meet, so we can have coffee and get to know each other better.

2. I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts. ( Which is true, except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type!')

And the # 1 online lie is....

 

1. I'm sorry I didn't answer your IM I was downloading.

A special thanks goes to my first and orginal damsels in distress nurse suzie for sending me this top 10 list , thanks suzie :)