On a sheet of paper, draw a picture of a pig.
Do your best.
Then scroll down and read the rest of this message.
Don't cheat, because if you do it won't work.
Draw the pig first and just follow the instructions.
It won't take but a minute.
You must not scroll down until you have drawn the pig.
Draw your picture.
No cheating now.
You will find this
very interesting if you draw your picture first!
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YOU'RE CHEATING!
DRAW THE STUPID PIG!!!
IT RUINS THE JOKE IF YOU DON'T DRAW
THE PIG.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK GOOD.
JUST DO IT. IT'LL TAKE 20 SECONDS.
YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DON'T DRAW THE PIG!
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The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.
If the pig is drawn:
*Toward the top of the paper,
you are positive and optimistic.
*Toward the middle, you are a realist.
*Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic,
and have a tendency to behave negatively.
*Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly,
and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
*Facing right, you are innovative and active,
but don't have a strong sense of family,
nor do you remember dates.
*Facing front (looking at you), you are direct,
enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear
nor avoid discussions.
*With many details, you are analytical, cautious,
and distrustful.
*With few details, you are emotional and naive,
you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
*With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure
or are living through a period of major change.
*With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn,
and stick to your ideals.
*The size of the ears indicates how good a listener
you are. The bigger the better.
*The length of the tail indicates the quality of your
sex life!! (And again more is better!)
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OK, be honest, who didn't draw a tail?
boy nurse suzie is getting some good stuff :)