More Information:

Prof Emil Schoeffhausen's 1996 Prize Essay On
Human-Handed Dogs

DWHH's Review of Brian De Palma's New
Film, Femme Fatale

Meet our creative team!

Matt is our flashy CEO. He gets the team in all sorts of trouble, especially around eastertide. This is his normal wardrobe.

Malcolm is the evil shadowboss. He's got a mind full of wicked designs. And yes, he agrees with Paul Simon, the moustache was a mistake.

Neel, a.k.a. the man from elysian fields, handles the accounting, catering, and kickboxing. Despite what this photograph may imply, he is neither bald nor tan (he lives in connecticut).