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dog with human hands enterprises



All o' them

Oh God What Could Be Worse? A Dog With HUMAN HANDS!
He's so, so evil.


Malcolm Has Grown Complacent
This is based on something Matt and I used to say. I'm afraid it's not any more complicated than that. Meet some new friends, and say hey to some old ones.



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Head Lid
So, so horrible. The inspiration for "headlid.com", now defunct.

The Bullet
Somehow, this cartoon attracted controversy. Somebody cited it as an example of the worst of the web. Jes!

Blind Date
One of our pals from a different dorm made this. This is his first cartoon.


The Mirror
You never know what can happen... in the mirror!


The Real Adventures of Lewis and Clark
Once again, exams have fostered misplaced productivity. Here's a story about the Lewis and Clark Expedition.


Spot's Day Out
The ill-fated road trip of Spot, a former police dog used asa stand-in for Huggy Bear on TV's Starsky and Hutch

The Ill-Fated Frisbee Toss
Anything can happen out there. See for yourself.

From the archives
Wow, I'd forgotten about this one. There's a twist of fate for you. Anyhow, here it is, the very first SFDT-Inspired cartoon we ever made. Don't expect to be blown away.

The Fight, The Brawl, whatever you want to call it
The epic struggle of ... a long-awaited ... it's three guys beating each other up, what more do you want?

Homage to Matt Calvert
This is our way of saying thanks to the man who started it all. You're still the best!


Le Bonhomme de Neige
I would like to apologize right now to anyone who has ever been to the Winter Canada in Quebec whom I am about to offend with this cartoon. Please keep in mind that we are in fact huge fans of the Bonhomme de Neige, and hold nothing against him. Our inspiration was simple, one thinks of some wild stuff while staring at a French book first thing Monday morning. We realize that he is indeed a caring, friendly snowman in real life. We thank you for understanding.

Louis Souris
The Psycho Mouse. A loveable character from my 5th grade french book who seemed too nice to be anything but a sadist. Note: the individual on the right is a character in the book, Madame Claire-Voyante, and not my french teacher.

The Basic Theatrics of Stick Figure Death Theatre
An analysis of various animation techniques.

Slowly But Surely
A rather peculiar and not overly complicated cartoon created to illustrate the many uses of GIF Animator.


Skater
Courtesy of Neel, who lives upstairs. This is his first masterpiece. He doesn't like it that much anymore, but everyone else thinks that artistically, it's very sound.

The Comet
Neel's second melodrama about a comet, fun for the whole family.


The Cloud
Matt (my neighbor)'s masterpiece. He started it "in an attempt to beat every cartoon [I] had."

Return of the Cloud
I felt the Cloud needed some more screen time. As far as I'm concerned, he never left us.

Matt's Disclaimer
Matt's attempt to make up for the damage he has caused. Matt's not crazy about this one, but we feel its only fair to leave these things up once they're put up.

The Dangers of Cold Season
I'd like to say this was one of the first ones I did, but it's not. In fact, it's pretty new considering I haven't finished one in almost a year. Anyway, this was funnier to think about than to actually make. Like Matt's Disclaimer, this will remain up. (Damn...)

Malcolm's Untimely Death
Matt's chilling vision.


Matt's Untimely Death
Matt lives down the hall. This is my revenge for "Malcolm's Untimely Death."

The Eye
Another one of Matt's charming romances.

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