In recent weeks this reporter has become aware of a serious threat to the relative peace of CAPTION THIS!, and it is more sinister then the deadly_voice, Blackout '98, Blackout '99, and Killer Bee incidents that have plagued us in the past, in fact it is far worse then all those combined!

The Captioneer world is about to be rocked by a East Coast/West Coast Feud of indistinguishable proportions, the likes of which has previously only been known to the world of gangsta rap. While so far no reports of violence or bloodshed have been reported, tempers are flaring as we speak, and the first blow may be only moments away.

A recent Poll* showed that while 65% responded as either Apathetic, or Indifferent, a startling 34% respondents reported being Malevolent!   We'll be monitoring this story closely in case any news breaks, we here at Captioneer News hope that if a Capper War breaks out it does so quickly, so we can boost distribution, and quickly call for a quick end to the madness. So look to us in the near future for current news and fellow capper reaction, and if you feel like committing an act of violence, please tell us first so we can break the story first!  * poll actually regarding Impeachment trial.

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