Perhaps you've noticed a lack of news updates over the past week? This is due to all the writing staff of Captioneer News using a sick-out in attempt to increase wages, which is very odd since we don't pay No one No how! Several Strike Breaking Goon Squads have been sent to mess up the strikers but good! Currently we are busy trying to get Captioneer News back on track by picking scabs. We hope to have more stories up soon as we are done, but scab picking is a slow, serious, sometimes painful matter.     Back to Captioneer News

Strikers make their first mistake... SPLAT! *Knock, Knock* "Who's there?" "Hired Goons."