1. You have to take out the garbage
2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $250,000
3. No sofas in your restrooms
4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs
5. Even if you get your head caught in a woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry
6. James Bond movies only come out once every two years
7. Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours
8. You have to wear ties
9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam
10. "Women and children first"