In the good ol' U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying "Don't speak
to the driver."
In Germany, the sign reads: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers
to speak to the driver."
In England: "You are graciously requested to refrain from speaking to
the driver."
In Scotland: "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?"
And in Italy: "Don't answer the driver."
- Byron Rakitzis ([email protected])