How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
humor, placate, stimulate, Jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle,
smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize,
leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl,
show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl,
shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about,
acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help,
acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear,
understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb,
swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect,
entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver,
tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur,
snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld,
serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle,
doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop,
fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle,
squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on
rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush,
tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax,
ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize
and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it all over again.
How To Satisfy A Man Everytime:
Show up naked.