A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he
is breathing.
Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control
methods for men.
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered "Macho".
Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight standard would
increase by 40 pounds.
PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
"Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring
scantily-clad male models.
Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.
Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours
of bedtime.
Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for
none of the credit.
Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would
be no pictures.
Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," "I love you," "You're
beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit," "Go to
sleep-I'll take care of the baby," etc.
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their
accomplishments.
Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
All toilet seats would be nailed down.
Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.
All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date
19 year old boys.
Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention
constantly.
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to
wait on their wives hand and foot.
For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year
old for six weeks.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding
rings in their pockets.
- SueS7 ([email protected])