for Sunday, July 12, 1998



First Time On A Boeing

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane before and is very excited and tense.

As soon as she boards the plane, a Boeing 747, she starts jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.

She sort of forgets where she is and even the pilot in the cockpit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts 'BE SILENT!'.

There was hushed silence as everybody looked at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment and all of a sudden started shouting: 'OEING! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'.

- Judy Lococo ([email protected])


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