On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race:
'Let's see who can go downhill the fastest'
Sign in King's Canyon in California:
'Slow Parking Ahead'
MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard, seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg
International Airport into town, has an ad for BMW showing a photo of
a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads: 'Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several
years ago:
Restrooms
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Please wait for hostess to seat you.
Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
Seen in a health food store:
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant that had a sign that
said:
"Women are not served here... You have to bring your own."