Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the
3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint
every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy
had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything
about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "Oh, it was easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it
went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a poke and said, 'Golf
Course or Intercourse?' So she said, 'Wear your sweater.'"