There was a Japanese who went to America for sightseeing. On the last
day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the
Japanese leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda! Very
fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese leaned
out of the window and yelled, "Toyota! Very fast! Made in Japan!" And
then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese
leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi! Very fast! Made in
Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for
quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300. The
Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
To which the driver yelled back, "Meter! Very fast! Made in Japan!"