A husband and wife are in bed and the passion is heating up, but the
wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to
hold me."
The husband looks at her and goes "WHAT???"
The wife explains that he is unsensitive and that he should be in tune
with her emotional needs as a woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he
might as well deal with it.
The next day, the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits and
then tells his wife. "We'll take all three of them." Then goes over
and gets matching shoes worth $200 each, and then goes to the jewelry
department and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife thinks that
he's flipped out, but she is so excited she doesn't care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "But you don't even
play tennis, but OK ... if you like it then let's get it."
The wife can't believe what's going on. She says "I'm ready to go,
let's go to the cash register."
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey ... we're not going to buy all
this stuff."
The wife's face goes blank.
"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red and she is about to explode when her husband
says: "You should be in tune with my financial needs as a man!"